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These past couple of weeks have been pretty quiet, and by that I mean there hasn't been that much trolling. Less trolling means less blog material. Makes me sad, but ah, well. In case you were wondering, the Halloween blog got fifty-nine views as of the eleventh, which isn't bad considering I only advertised it once. Moving on.

Two weeks ago, I asked for everyone's favorite movie quote. I thought that'd be a good topic, but since I only got two responses out of over 60 members, I'm guessing I need to go extreme next time. Anyway, here's what two lovely ladies said, Devon being the first and Bethany, the second.

Personally my favorite quote is a lot funnier... that would be, "I'm gonna kill you. Smiley face," from "Get Him to the Greek". I haven't even seen that movie, but someone mentioned it at Happy Yogurt and totally made my night. Seriously, I throw "smiley face"s (grammar...?) all over the place. Smiley face. (yo hey, that rhymes...smiley face)

Last week it came to my attention that my friend Mark was not a part of the WB&TR group. Shame, shame, right? Well he is a part of the group now and has contributed something for us. I'm not sure if this is his own computer blueboard or what, but I appreciate the "Finding Nemo" reference. Smiley face.

Now I don't know about y'all, but I love Facebook trolling. The last post was filled with them, and I loved it. I only have two for two-day (See that? See what I did there? It's kinda like "to-day" but with a "two" instead of a "to"? ...Fine, don't laugh. Smiley face.), but they're so awesome I'd say they count for two each... or like one and a half... eight sevenths minimum...

Wait, before you see the next pic, you know what Nyan Cat is, right? I mean, if you don't, here's a link. This particular version is only one hundred hours long, so enjoy it while it lasts. Just a warning, your computer might crash trying to load it all, but you know how computers are. I mean how ridiculous is it that they can't load a hundred hours of quality footage? Cheap. That's all I hafta say 'bout that. (Didja get it? Didja recognize that quote? It's "Forrest Gump" people, come on!) (Am I crazy for yelling at people in my blog who may not even deserve it? N'aw, I'm perfectly normal. *twitch* Smiley face.)

Anyway, here is a joke from Keith. I would've typed it out, but I'm lazy as heck on Monday's. Enjoy the Facebookness of it.

Is it bad that I had to read that joke a couple times before I got it? Yes? Well I'll get that checked out another day. But now it's time for still visual stimulation, aka pictures. You get to see A&M's statue of Sully again. Before you start whining, let me just say that this picture was taken quite soon after Halloween...and my fellow exam-takers gave him a much better offering than lousy pennies.

If you can't tell what it is, it's candy. Yes, someone offered candy to a statue. Personally if I was Sully, I'd be all like, "Heck to the yeah! I'll definitely give you good luck on your next test!" By the way, that little false quote was not intended to be funny. I'm just that lame. Smiley face.

This next picture is from Twiggy, and let's just say it's on my bucket list now.

For those of you who are anti-war, just remember that you don't have to use missile balloons if you wish to do this yourself. You could always make it look like cuddly bunnies are chasing you, or you could make it look like a child or Justin Bieber is hanging onto your vehicle quite desperately to avoid the wrath of the tires behind you. If you use Justin Bieber, though, people like me might shoot at him...and accidentally hit you...which would be ironic since you're anti-war...

I think now is a good time to mention that even though Veteran's Day has passed, there are eight veterans that I know of who follow WB&TR who deserve to be honored any day of the year. So I just want to give a shout-out to Mark, James, Rich, Matt C., Matt H., Amanda H., and my brothers, Derek and Austin and thank them and all other veterans for their service to our country. I am very proud to know them.

To conclude this blog, I present to you a video called, "The Gag Quartet". There are over forty internet memes in this song, but I would advise banging your head on a desk until you pass out before watching this if you actually sat through that 100-hour Nyan Cat video. Just saying.

Did you just wake up from banging your head on the desk? You might have a concussion, but I'm pretty sure you can watch this video before you go to the hospital: SMILEYFACE.

Well that's it for this issue, smiley face. Until next time, smiley face, keep trolling! Smiley face.