Anyway, last week's demand was, "Draw a penguin." Believe it or not, people actually drew penguins, and by people, I mean two people. My favorite of all of the drawings, however, was the person who wrote "a penguin" on the board. Kudos to him/her for good trolling!
You should know that these will be the last of the "pretty" drawings for a while, as after I'd taken pictures of the penguin drawings, someone stole the best two markers. That means there'll be no more lime green, hot pink, purple, or light blue drawings/writings ever again...quite potentially. Now I'm just left with the black/blue marker as a result of bad trolling. May the thief be frowned upon.
Now to get to the stuff I really care about! This past Saturday, Texas A&M played against Texas Tech (Ssssss) in Lubbock. Before the game started, however, a few Raiders decided to live up to their name and fouled up our football players' buses. Bill Byrne, our athletic director, tweeted, "Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock. Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy." An article on ESPN gives a little more detail, saying manure was spread up and down the buses and on the inside of one that couldn't be locked and that the spraypaint job was done in Texas Tech colors (red and black) and featured the Texas Tech logo. So in case you were thinking about it, don't try saying it might've been someone who had no relation to Texas Tech.
Bill Byrne said it, though: "Classy." Get this; my brother Derek, who is a LONGHORN (Ssssssss), even says he supports the Aggies when it comes down to competing against Texas Tech, and better yet, that is the only team he hates more than the Aggies.
This majorly-awful trolling incident opened up a lot of Raider-bashing on the TexAgs forums, some of which was pretty funny. And it's all good trolling from my perspective since I'm an Aggie. These burns are appropriately boxed in red to mark my favorites with a star next to an example of good random trolling (random trolling is good if it makes you laugh).
For those of you who were completely thrown off by the German-moon-bombing comment, there's a forum that'll explain everything here. As for how that applies to the bus raid, just don't waste your time thinking too hard about that one. You might even have to let it go.
Back from tangent-land. Dave Miller, a writer for the National Football Post, was quoted on Yahoo News, "...it's unfortunate this incident occured." For anyone who knows how this fairytale ends, though, we all know just how very not unfortunate things turned out. See, the buses that were so brutally victimized were actually...well, I'll just let Koda sum things up for you.
So the trolls did get punished for bad trolling after all! And in reference to one of the good forum trolls, did we brand their horse with our winning score? Why yes, yes we did. 45-40. At first, I was a little bummed, because I thought, "Well, we only beat them by five points..." But when I expressed this to my mom, she said, "Winning is winning, no matter if you just beat 'em by one point." And with that, chin up, Ags! SEC, here we come! Hopefully. I mean, if our football players stop falling asleep after half time, that is...
Even after all that, I still have one more thing to feature. My mom sent me an email last night, and it was so awesome I'm just going to quote the whole thing.
"A bowling alley in Clearwater , Florida , Bowl-o-Bama, is doing record business despite a bad economy. The alley also reports a record number of 300 games. Since opening in November 2010, 963 patrons have bowled a perfect game, including strikes in the warm-up frames. This alley also has the highest bowling league average in the country, with a 237. And that's the senior league."
Amen to that...I guess (what's a senior league?). Sorry to get lazy at the end, but here's a funny Obama video to distract you from your whining: here. Oh by the way, the little dragon below is a counter so I can see how many people view this particular entry. His name is Pumpkin.
Have a wonderful week, and keep trolling!
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