Badgers Love Pot

Yes, yes, it has been a while. College is much busier than I expected. But thanks to that, there was plenty of time to get a few responses on my unpopular whiteboard. My brother wanted to draw on the board, but sadly, it was inappropriate content, though at least I can say his content did not indicate he had a homosexual nature like many of the other guys who draw on the board.

I just want to say that this post has something amazing in it, which I will save for last. That way, you can enjoy the mediocrity of my board instead of having it be spoiled by that amazing item. Anyway...

My question from last post was, "I'm Red Panda. What's your animal?" Here are the three responses to that:

I'm guessing there's some new badger fad that I'm unaware of (and whoever wrote "poop" was just trolling unless that's some new island animal or whatever...it'd probably be in Hawaii). Doesn't intrigue me, really. Now if it were llamas, on the other hand...

Anyway, you might be mildly surprised into epileptic shock that I posted another question. The reason for that is simply that someone who passed by my door just really didn't like the animal question and erased it. So I figured I could post another question, which ended up being really stupid since I was stressed last week over all my homework. I asked, "So who's loving that homework?" and actually got responses.

That is, I got responses completely unrelated to my question unless Mary Jane meant to say he/she was getting high instead of doing his/her homework...or that he/she loved how soft and awesome-looking his/her homework was. As for 447A, I guess they'd seen how long that question had been up and realized I didn't really care for the answer. I'm glad they want me to come say "hi". I shall. And I should probably say "hi" to those other people who first wrote on my blog...

Now for the most amazing thing posted in this blog thus far. Although it's not a whiteboard, remember that this blog is for whiteboarding AND trolling, and this is a prime example of trolling. Here's the story: this guy I know, Frofro, has a consistent order at Happy Yogurt of two happy buns and a shake. I walked into HY one night when only he and Koda were there, learned of his order and jokingly said, "Well I got two buns and a shake right here!" and started dancing, just a little. Frofro wanted a special name for his order and settled on, "The Stripper" after that night. At first, Koda said she didn't want to advertise that, but what I have for you viewers today is one of Koda's official advertisements for this order as a result of Frofro's friends who are also in the Car Club with him (they called the order by name, thus it stuck). Thank you, Car Club, for being awesome trolls.

Well I'm afraid that's all I have for today, so if you're in College Station, get your happy buns on down to Happy Yogurt and order some...with a shake!

Peace out, you guys, and keep trolling.

Alice in Dougie-land

All I have to say is this: so much can happen in five days. The crazy thing is that you could ask me exactly what I was up to during those five days that I was not blogging...and I wouldn't be able to give you an answer. I know that school was involved alongside my job, and snippets of Happy Yogurt, homework, and church were in there somewhere, but that's all I can tell you, really. So no apology from me or anything. Just the new post.

I received some interesting items this week. The first one wasn't really given to me so much as it was asked for and agreed informal publishing rights to (does that grammatically make sense?). Basically, since school is in session in most parts of this country, there has been an opening for a new string of trolls to write on teachers' enormous whiteboards. So I proudly present to you my economics/government teacher-from-last-year's whiteboard, enscribed with a dire request.

Fun fact: Mizzzzzz Branham (she was not a "Mrs." last time I checked) actually can dance, or at least she can do the Jerk (proof is on YouTube, though the link is only available to the Facebook group for privacy purposes). As for whether or not she can Dougie, I would not doubt her ability.

Next up is Ian (yes, again; he seems to have some pretty awesome trolls on his hall). He actually has two features for this blog, one involving a random explosion of Pokemon drawings and the other involving a well-dressed, opinionated, and presumably homophobic rabbit. Take your time enjoying these, as the responses to my whiteboard, which follow these, are not very interesting.

If you decided to stick around after seeing those awesome drawings, then I suppose I have no choice but to continue with my whiteboard. I asked people what kind of tattoo they would like to have and got a total of four useable responses.

So I guess that Popeye, an athlete, a Samurai, and a Carebear live somewhere in Traditions. Actually, I can't poke fun at the guy who drew the "love" tattoo (I called him "Carebear". Get it? 'Cause Carebear has the word "care" in it, and people who care usually...know what, forget it.). See, I met that guy and his roommate on the elevator one day, and they both seem like nice people. So if that guy wants a tattoo that says "love", I hope he not only gets that exact tattoo just like he wants it, but I also hope he doesn't get an infection from it. Although if you get infected by love, that might be a good thing...depends how you look at it...'cause in Twilight Bella got infected with love and had a demon child and turned into a vampire and had romantic feelings for an animated super-corpse and a wolf...yeah, I hope that guy doesn't get infected...

All tangents aside now, the new question on my board is, "I'm Red Panda. What animal are you?" The responses might get a little hairy (herp derp!), so hold your horses until then.

And, as always, keep trolling.

How People Feel About Being In This Blog

It only took two days to get the board covered in responses to the last question. Whenever that happens, I'll change the question "early", not that I really have a specified time limit, but ya know...just to keep people informed that I'm alive and such.

The last question was basically asking how people felt about having their drawings/responses posted in this blog. The emoticons people drew vary so much that I think they were just drawing whatever wasn't already up there. Oh well. Better to have something than nothing. Also, there are three different pictures of the board, because twice, people erased someone else's response and I didn't want to lose those.

The new question for the next few days is, "If you could have any tattoo, what would it look like?" Hopefully this'll be as interesting as I think it'll be.

Anyway, have a wonderful Saturday evening, and keep trolling.

Facebook & 1st Features

Yesterday, I made a Facebook group for the blog and added a bunch of people who I thought might be interested. So far, I've received several positive responses (maybe around ten, but that's a lot to me) and have even obtained an idea that will make this blog a lot more interesting. See, my friend Devon posted the first inkling of this magical idea, saying she might have some old photos from her whiteboard during her freshman year (she was in a very good location, thus epicness ninja'd its way onto her board). Then one of my other friends, Ian, posted later, saying he was determined to get the most epic whiteboard ever. That is how it has come about that now all of my friends can post pics of their whiteboards on the FB group, and I will upload the best of those to this blog. So yay...and stuff.

Anyway, for those of you in the FB group, you're probably thinking, "Yada-yada-yada we've heard all this already, because we're the super special informed group." And right you are! So now it's time for the next subject of interest: the answers to the last question I posted. I asked, "What's your favorite snowcone flavor? Or just draw a kitteh." People only drew kittens, so I guess they only like kitten-flavored snowcones. I would've taken a picture, but that one person drew a penis again, this time covering other people's artwork. And if y'all don't like that "p-word", don't worry; I'm not going to write about that person anymore. But if y'all plan to write/draw on my board, just know that inappropriate content will not be featured in this blog.

I added a new question to the board, this time asking how people feel about being featured in the blog. Of course, I requested that they draw an emoticon. So far, I've gotten two emoticons that are not necessarily encouraging, those being :/ and >:O. But I haven't closed the question yet, so hopefully somebody will be happy about it. Or really my hope is that those two were just being trolls (and remember, being a troll is not always a bad thing, so I don't always mean it as an insult).

Before I go to features, I just want to give one more update. For my actual board, I cut off the corner of a Target bag and taped it beneath the board as a marker boat since I have three markers that take up way too much canvas space. That is all.

Now it's time for features. First up is Jess, who claims to live on somewhat of a Hogwarts-y campus with stone buildings. And oddly enough, the houses/dorms are named after different areas of Hogwarts (I think...I've never read the HP series). She said her roommate put up notes with tabs for the different houses/dorms so that people could write their names on them. I think it looks pretty cool, and it's a great way to get people's locations without having them write on the whiteboard (gotta save that for pretty things).

Second is Claire. It is true that what you see below is not a whiteboard, but rather a toilet paper pyramid. The details on FB are a little fuzzy, but I'm guessing Claire meant that the door in the pic is the RA's door, and he/she sells those "communal" TP rolls. Regardless of what they are, they still have relation to the blog in an abstract way (for which I feel very clever for discovering): instead of T-rolling, this pic is TP-rolling. Haha, get it? I threw that extra "P" in there and made the abbreviation part of the...y'know what, stop looking at me like that. Captain Obvious is obvious for the oblivious out there.

The final feature of this post is for Ian. I'm just guessing from his determination and this particular photo that he's going to have several epic whiteboards. The story behind this one is that the smoke detector spazzed out at 1AM when someone burned popcorn, so someone did a little relatable trolling...and someone else did some very random trolling. If you can't determine which is relatable and which is random, call the Mental Health Hotline; based on their recording, they're quite helpful...

Well trollios, that's all I've got for tonight. Keep trolling.

What This Blog Is All About

Whiteboarding & T-rolling (WB&TR) is a blog meant to keep up with things that are drawn/written on the whiteboard outside my dorm door. See, I haven't had the chance to go knocking on all the doors in Traditions to meet my neighbors, nor do I want to get my courage up only to knock on the doors of people who don't really want to meet me.

So here's where the whiteboard comes in. When I first put my whiteboard up, I left a note on it, saying, "Bored? Draw me a picture." Then I added, "...and don't be a troll," after someone drew a penis on it. After erasing the "junk", my whiteboard got a decent picture of 2 stick-people with a note from 501 saying, "Don't be a stranger!" I left that up, thinking that it'd be the only message I'd get for a while, only to get 2 more messages within a couple days. Apparently there's spaghetti in room 434 (is that code for something?), and apparently the person who left his/her phone number wants me to call him/her. Needless to say, I discovered that my whiteboard might be the key to meeting my neighbors or even other people outside Traditions.

Now, I intend to change out my messages on the board and see what kind of responses I get. If something epic ninja's its way up there, I'll be sure to take a picture of it and post it.

So the question I'm awaiting a response to now is, "What's your favorite snowcone flavor? Or just draw a kitteh."