Alice in Dougie-land

All I have to say is this: so much can happen in five days. The crazy thing is that you could ask me exactly what I was up to during those five days that I was not blogging...and I wouldn't be able to give you an answer. I know that school was involved alongside my job, and snippets of Happy Yogurt, homework, and church were in there somewhere, but that's all I can tell you, really. So no apology from me or anything. Just the new post.

I received some interesting items this week. The first one wasn't really given to me so much as it was asked for and agreed informal publishing rights to (does that grammatically make sense?). Basically, since school is in session in most parts of this country, there has been an opening for a new string of trolls to write on teachers' enormous whiteboards. So I proudly present to you my economics/government teacher-from-last-year's whiteboard, enscribed with a dire request.

Fun fact: Mizzzzzz Branham (she was not a "Mrs." last time I checked) actually can dance, or at least she can do the Jerk (proof is on YouTube, though the link is only available to the Facebook group for privacy purposes). As for whether or not she can Dougie, I would not doubt her ability.

Next up is Ian (yes, again; he seems to have some pretty awesome trolls on his hall). He actually has two features for this blog, one involving a random explosion of Pokemon drawings and the other involving a well-dressed, opinionated, and presumably homophobic rabbit. Take your time enjoying these, as the responses to my whiteboard, which follow these, are not very interesting.

If you decided to stick around after seeing those awesome drawings, then I suppose I have no choice but to continue with my whiteboard. I asked people what kind of tattoo they would like to have and got a total of four useable responses.

So I guess that Popeye, an athlete, a Samurai, and a Carebear live somewhere in Traditions. Actually, I can't poke fun at the guy who drew the "love" tattoo (I called him "Carebear". Get it? 'Cause Carebear has the word "care" in it, and people who care usually...know what, forget it.). See, I met that guy and his roommate on the elevator one day, and they both seem like nice people. So if that guy wants a tattoo that says "love", I hope he not only gets that exact tattoo just like he wants it, but I also hope he doesn't get an infection from it. Although if you get infected by love, that might be a good thing...depends how you look at it...'cause in Twilight Bella got infected with love and had a demon child and turned into a vampire and had romantic feelings for an animated super-corpse and a wolf...yeah, I hope that guy doesn't get infected...

All tangents aside now, the new question on my board is, "I'm Red Panda. What animal are you?" The responses might get a little hairy (herp derp!), so hold your horses until then.

And, as always, keep trolling.